I hit the "Willy Wonka of Golden Tickets" and got a rare G13 phenotype. The "black" (very dark) sugar leaves and unusual growth only makes this plant MORE "mysterious". Thank you to @MDBuds and a few others for informing me of my plants background! The fan leaves have ALWAYS looked "clawed-stressed" but they aren't and work fine on this beast! The weird leaves are just another expression of the unusual phenotype of this G13.... Alien indeed! But gorgeous.